lucyliunareclipse asked: so i'm playing oot and my headcanon is that when link was sleeping he got too big for his tunic so rauru lovingly and grandmotherly stitched him a new one and pierced his ears and it was all cute but link has lowhangers so his balls were still dangling out of the new tunic and rauru was like "oh goodness" and added some last-second tights
MY FUCKING SIDES
Let me just remind you.
One of these days, you’re going to buy the newest Mario game or Zelda game, and you’re super excited.
You go home all giddy and happy like a little kid who’s getting a new game they’ve been wanting for so long now. You turn on your console and put the game in.
As the game boots up, before you are taken to the title screen, a black screen shows up, and white text will appear on the screen…
"In loving memory of Shigeru Miyamoto"